Turning 14 months of 1:1 coaching into something I can sell twice a week

I've got paying clients and a waiting list I can't serve, which is a good problem I'm tired of pretending is good. What's actually stopping me is onboarding — every new client gets a bespoke 90-minute intake, a custom protocol doc, and three follow-up calls, and I'm the only one who can do any of it. I'm going to write this out in public because I've been circling it privately for months.